OH CHEESEBURGER by Caleb

Inspired by Brown Penny, William Butler

 I screamed, 'I am too chunky,'
And then, 'I am too hungry';
Wherefore I threw a fit
To find a cheeseburger.
'Go and eat, go and eat, chunky child,
If the cheeseburger be greasy and sloppy.'
Oh, cheeseburger, yummy cheeseburger, yummy cheeseburger,
I am stuck in the sticky chesse that I eat.

O food is the yummy thing,
There is no cheeseburger yummy enough
To eat like this one,
For it would be old and moldy
Till the day has run away
And the troll has eaten the cheeseburger.
Oh, cheeseburger, yummy cheeseburger, yummy cheeseburger,
One cannot eat it too soon.